Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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