What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
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It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
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I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Randomize