Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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