You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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