Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
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There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
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I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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