I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
and she was petting her beer can
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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