Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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