Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
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do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
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You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
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