No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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