Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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