I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
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some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
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He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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