Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
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just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
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I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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