It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Randomize
