I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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