At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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