It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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