So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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