All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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