Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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