I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just pynch a tree in the face
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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