It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
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I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
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On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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