windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
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sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
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There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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