I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Randomize
