Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
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hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
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Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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