get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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