I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
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Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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