According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
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i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
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There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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