He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
she woke up with a sticky ear
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
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I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
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Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
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