He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
there's paper in my vomit.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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