spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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