he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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