That's intense
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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