Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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