He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
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Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
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I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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