i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
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holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
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She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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