im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
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I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
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Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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