guys are only as good as the porn they watch
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
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EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
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Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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