if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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