after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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