are you so shy because you have an std?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
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A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
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Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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