obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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