How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
do herpes really smell.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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