If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Vodka?
Forever.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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