Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
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A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
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I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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