There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
