matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
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I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
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I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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