Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
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Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
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I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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