I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
You need Xanax blowdarts
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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