real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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