My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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