Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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