gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
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All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
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He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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