some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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