dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Sorry about my life...
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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