Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
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he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
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There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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