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(636): View more from Missouri

I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.

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(703): View more from Virginia

just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?

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(443): View more from Maryland

I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses

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(314): View more from Missouri

Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"

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Aren't they always?

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(773): View more from Illinois

Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again

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(201): View more from New Jersey

If you need anything just hit me up

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Pancakes

(201): View more from New Jersey

Noted.

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(928): View more from Arizona

I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise

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