I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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