Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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