was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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